Another thing that pisses me off...

...is midgets.



Ok that's not true. Well it is...but they're so darn funny at the same time!

No, one of the things that pisses me off is how TV always gives away the best parts of shows just to lure you in. But then once you're pulled in, there's no surprises because you know how that shit's gonna end because YOU SAW IT IN THE COMMERCIALS!

Take this season of 24. I've watched a lot of Fox the past few weeks because the Bears have played on Fox quite a bit. Every 2 minutes, there's a commercial for the new season of 24 and they keep saying shit like "Jack Bauer must sacrifice his own life to help America" or whatever. And it's supposed to be intense and suspenseful because they show shit blowing up in the commercials and such and you're supposed to think "Oh my God! They could kill Jack in these episodes!"

Never mind the fact that no TV show would kill the main character in the first 4 episodes of the season coming off what is regarded as the best season yet. The thing is WE KNOW JACK IS NOT GOING TO DIE. You know how we know that? Because Fox let it leak out that not only is there a 24 movie that's being made, but they've also signed Mr. Sutherland up to do 3 more seasons! So that dude won't die until at least 2010.

Also, I was watching The Office tonight, and they had commercials for 30 Rock on where Tina Fey was about to make out with some dude, and then she saw that he had a picture of her aunt on his table and it turns out that they're actually cousins. So the show comes on and the whole plot of the episode is how Tina Fey finds this guy who's waaaay too good looking for her, but he's still interested in her and she can't figure out what the catch is. She spends the entire episode trying to figure out when something bad is going to happen, and finally, she accepts that maybe she is lucky and this guy that's out of her league actually likes her. Then you find out that they're cousins, and the whole thing blows up in her face. Ha ha ha, everybody goes home.

But I saw the fucking commercial 20 seconds before the damn show started and so I knew the whole time that it was going to happen!

Ugh!

Speaking of Tina Fey, is there anyone in Hollywood who is as much of a Two-Face?

Compare Tina with good lighting...


...to Tina with bad lighting...


Either way, she makes a lot more money than I do. And I can think of a few people worse than she is...